Money goes towards the never ending parade of wedding fees and crap. Mag-ee-kal.
Some are NSFW, so please click at your own risk. Spread the word if ya want!
Thanks!
www.furbuy.com/seller/FeralCrumpetArt.html

Sometimes she has a great sense of style and humor! SFW....it's PBS :p

www.youtube.com/watch

haha this is cute
www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993

So my hatred of city buses is so bad, I need to drive...neeeed. But like an ass I let my time expire, since I was a very nervous driver. Now fueled by loathing, I step up to claim my own car!
Anyone who's driven in Ontario knows this is true...haha!

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For anyone who has commuted or even just driven on the 401 through Toronto, the 2007 version of the Ontario Driver's Handbook has been rewritten to include the following guidance:

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident Ontario driver avoids using them.


2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between you and the car in front of you; the space will just be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.


3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less of a chance you have of getting hit.


4. Warning! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No-one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended.


5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, especially with P.Q. or Maritime plates. With no fault insurance, the other operator has nothing to lose.


6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous foot massage as the brake pedal violently pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to strengthen your leg muscles.


7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to prepare other drivers entering the highway.


8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures; they are given only as a suggestion and are not enforceable in Ontario during rush hour, especially in the G.T.A..


9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that an Ontario driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.


10. Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.


11. Learn to swerve abruptly without signalling. Ontario is the home of high-speed slalom-driving, thanks to the Department of Public Works, which puts pot-holes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them alert.


12. It is tradition in Ontario to honk your horn at cars in front of you that do not move within three milliseconds of the light turning green.


13. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or roll-over, it is important to exit your vehicle through the windshield right away. Wearing your seat belt will only impede your hi-velocity escape from danger.


14. Remember that the goal of every Ontario driver is to get ahead of the pack by whatever means necessary.

THANK YOU
The Ontario Registrar of Motor Vehicles

This is for you! <3
www.youtube.com/watch
I wonder if Rockband -rockstars ever fail at their own songs....lol

Xian....I blame you! XD hahaha!
I love this!
www.youtube.com/watch

What sucks.....a physical. You know what that means girls, right? :p May I see a show of hands from those who "pretended to be a grade 12 science frog"?
Not only that...oh joy of joys...I need an update on my tetnus.
I think I made that same face as Dexter when they told me. Im good with needles, but I hate the feeling of something injecting into my arm. Ew.
Now my hon-bun is taking me out for dinner, as a date! In return..I shall clean out the closet and beaureau, and bag all unused clothes for charity.
:)
In return for all of you, putting up with my whinging I present: EXTREME RICE
www.youtube.com/watch

Also the wedding is more or less planned. I feel nervous and giddy..all systems are normal!

We narrowed it down to some romantic islands.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17379_6-real-islands-way-more-terrifying-than-one-on-lost.html

I dedicate this YouTube masterpiece...I'd like to thank Mr. Lil'John for his part on this song.
May all your cooking be by the book...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

Hooray the wedding is one sleep away! :)

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

Hope you laugh a little today
www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/

edit: Didn't notice it also had some movies thrown in! :>

I'm thinking of just deleting my Facebook. I'm sick of all the creeps...sick of all the begging to save this, that and the other, sick of the whole site really. I know I can adjust the settings...but I'd miss out on important friends announcements. Really...do I care about people I went to grade school with? Half of them were assholes to me anyways.
I've just banned my 3rd person, and really why do I keep it anymore? Who do I need to contact, that I don't talk with already?
I'll keep it until Saturday.
I wonder if my personal LJ is next. I don't post much, instead use it for the communities. *shrug*
It's not a personal thing against anyone/place. It's just me changing again. :)

This is my personal journal. I add people I know, or that I know of and admire their thoughts.
I'm more then happy to add you back, unless your name is yhdjkaz  and have no posts in your journal. People with blank journals/jibberish names will be on a perma ban from this LJ.
If you truely know me, you know where to send me an email/pm or how to contact me.

www.cracked.com/article_15963_5-works-art-that-can-probably-kill-you.html

Unless you count paper cuts and marker sniffing...the average fantasy/anime/furry art isn't this deadly ;)

Updated my places!
DA
feralcrumpet.deviantart.com/
FA
www.furaffinity.net/user/crumpet/

Edit:
Furbid sales!
www.furbid.ws/cgi-bin/auction/vsoa.pl

Watchin' history with a kitty in my lap.
I'm getting a little misty watching it...I know I'm silly :p
But to see people united so strongly.
Congrats to my American friends here on LJ land.

I'm kinda grossed out....ok really grossed out.
This is something Homer Simpson would chow on....ew
www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

Ah..ABC....you made Fridays fun
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ6U1ClFKEo